Zoo Zoo video 4 with jokes

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When I was born saitan said ohoh!
Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit. Competition.

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Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.Please help me out, i know you have it, I will return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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Keep the school clean … stay home!

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Man pinches wifes breasts and says if we firm these up we can get rid of the bra. Wife grabs his penis & says if we firm this up we can get rid of the milkman.

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You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?

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There’s an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone’s there, Lions, tigers, cheetahs and ape, but the meeting can’t start because the monkey is reading this text.

Waka Waka by Shakira

Hit song Waka Waka by Shakira

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.  ~Erma Bombeck

Baseball players are smarter than football players.  How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?  ~Jim Bouton

I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide.  Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment.  Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.  ~Anna Quindlen

Watching football is like watching pornography.  There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.  ~Luke Salisbury