Amazing zoo zoo video Bhakti Sagar... Keep smiling
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
Cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons.
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday or Saturday?
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys’
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A Great Japanese proverb:
If one can do it, u too can do it, If none can do it, u must do it.
its Chinese version:
if one can do it, u can do it better. If none can do it still u can do it the best
and
PAKISTANI version:
If one can do it, let him do it.
If none can do it, how can u do it?
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you.
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.
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Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
