Zoo Zoo video with jokes

Amazing zoo zoo video Bhakti Sagar... Keep smiling

2 MEN TALKING

1st:

I am getting married because

I am tired of eating out,

Cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:

Strange,

I am taking divorce for same reasons.

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:

U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

“A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,

Either Sunday or Saturday?

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”

Love Has No Age.

MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys’

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A Great Japanese proverb:

If one can do it, u too can do it, If none can do it, u must do it.

its Chinese version:

if one can do it, u can do it better. If none can do it still u can do it the best

and

PAKISTANI version:

If one can do it, let him do it.

If none can do it, how can u do it?

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you.

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

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Dog is truly a man’s best friend.

If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?